they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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