All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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