what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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