Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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