your room smells of hookers.
And success
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Randomize
