he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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