remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Send help, water and tortillas.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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