Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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