She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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