drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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