your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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