I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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