haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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