no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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