it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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