You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
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