She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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