i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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