maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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