3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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