I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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