You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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