Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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