I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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