i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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