i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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