We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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