When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i may or may not be watching the land before time
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
