As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
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