Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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