Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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