I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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