this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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