i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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