Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Ketchup is God's man juice
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Randomize
