tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
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