Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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