Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I need a hoe opinion
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