If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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