My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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