I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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