The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
No subtext here. People are naked.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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