Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I'm at about main and main street
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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