About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
The power of my boobs compel you
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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