So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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