fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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