my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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