Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Sext me about skeletons
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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