Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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