He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i dont even know how to be here
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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