how hairy? two words: wookie tits
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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