You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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