All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I want to make a zoo with you.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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