she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
FUCK WHALES
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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