At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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