She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
These tits shall not be calmed
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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