My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
