I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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