so that wasnt chicken after all
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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